You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have
Disney Dressphere Project by xsKiRtZx
WHEN I REALIZED WHAT THIS WAS I LIKE
You don’t understand how much I love this.
Gif by ladyavenger
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
True story: Gandalf appears at University of Minnesota during exams, going around telling people ominously “You shall not pass.”
this looks like a cover of a murder mystery book
I saw the gif and got curious.
My curiosity was definitely worth it.
I’m sorry, I still can’t. I just can’t. Like. That happened. Omg. Sustained eye contact with Patrick is INTENSE.