Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

“I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh.” -Joss Whedon
how one scene makes a ship
YEP
truth.
“That’s why the guy my dad never shut up about? I’m wondering if they shouldn’t have kept him on ice.”
#I never really looked at Tony’s face after #he looks so… let down #Howard probably talked about Steve so much when Tony was growing up #on the rare ocassions tony and howard actually talked #and you know the problem with meeting an idol #they never turn out to be the person you thought they were [x]
everything about that tag made me cry
#when hashtags are actually correct
↳ [4/10 characters] Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Blueberry?
So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.
#further proof that rdj and tony stark are actually the same person
“Thank you for your cooperation.”
#SHIELD: the most polite motherfuckers to ever fuck with you
THE ABOVE TAG.
i bet there was a seminar. and they now say it sarcastically because they don’t want to spend another weekend at a ramada inn