To all the boys that were wondering.
Laughing so much because it so true :’)
welp that explains a lot
The Niagara Falls bit gets me the most. It’s all beyond true.
lol wow. when i read the horny part
i thought of exo
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COUGH NIAGARA FALLS. SNEEZE NIAGARA FALLS. BREATHE NIAGARA FALLS.
THANKS EVERYONE, I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT c:
oh that’s actually very accurate. good job.
Worth noting that while the abdominal cramps can usually be knocked out with OTC pain meds, the back pain doesn’t respond to jack shit, so just hand me the vicodin and leave me the fuck alone.
Also, emotions are a literal roller coaster and food cravings are constant and illogical. Give me chips. Then cookies. And pizza. Or some ice cream. Now cake. Oh shit where are the pretzels. How about some peanut butter on a spoon? Hmm, needs bacon.