Suits season 2 gag reel

baby-harvey:

Suits Season 2 Punch Reel: Highlights [x]

tearsliketsunamis:

the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

omg yes. 

it’s almost 3, and i have to be up around 6:30

tomorrow’s gonna be fun, i can already tell… hey, at least it’s supposed to storm! And I showed my photography prof my storm pics, he was going to use them as an example but I took them on auto instead of manual so i couldn’t turn them in :(

anyhoo, gnight/good morning!

florenceandthepoutines:

I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.

webbgirl34:

LMAO! I love all the indignant responses on this when it’s not even real.

Yeah, the thousands of retweets should have been a dead giveaway; looks like Yahoo’s average retweet count is around 20.

hey, that tweet isn’t up there… thank god, the porn is the best part.

littlegirltree replied to your post: hey assholes one street over

Wow Meg are you alright?

Yeah, bb, I’m fine. Just a lil annoyed cuz normally this shit happens around midnight, not 1 am.

Flint’s pretty much always at the top of the list when it comes to the most dangerous cities in the US. It’s either #1 or #3 right now… A lot of it is due to percentages, though - not a lot of people left around here, so of course you’re going to have a higher percentage even though the overall numbers aren’t ridiculous.

Stuff like this is pretty common. You just kind of sit, mute the music, headtilt and listen for sirens. Flint’s police force is incredibly understaffed because it’s a financially depressed area, so if you actually hear sirens then you know it’s actually gunshots. Half the time it’s fireworks, but these were def shots.

S’no biggie. The only difference between tonight and any other night is I’ll move my pistol to the top of my headboard instead of it being inside the headboard *shrugs*

it’s almost 1 am, can’t you shoot at people earlier in the night? or, ya know, at least pop them off a bit faster instead of every 5 seconds. i don’t care if it’s fast, but come on - let’s speed it up a bit, that was fairly high caliber so don’t stop to aim, just point and shoot… otherwise the several second gap between shots actually makes me jump for once.

so rude.

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

rcmclachlan:

Anonymous asked: One thing that bugs me in reading fanfic is when a writer really doesn’t understand where the prostate is located, and how it is stimulated. Could you please discuss this?

Well, fanfic is a lot like a movie: you need to suspend your disbelief to a certain point. But yes, many fic writers do not understand the prostate. Hell, many people in general don’t get it. What is it? Where is it? What does it do? These days, it’s seen as a ticking time bomb for middle-aged people, but it’s not that at all. It’s a gland. A muscular gland. 

Why don’t I just tell you all about it.

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deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.