dietpunkfics
hi, i'm meg.
you might not love me.... hell, you might not even like me, but i'm ok with that. i like myself enough for both of us.
perv alert - i am a slasher, watch me slash.
ncis, suits, doctor who fangirl
pilates fiend and gym rat
when it comes down to it, life is just a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff. you might as well make the most of it.
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Photo reblogged from and diamonds are forever young...
(Source: andshouldistumbleagain)
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Photoset reblogged from A Hippo for Hope
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
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Photoset reblogged from Havoc Inducer
Mammatus clouds
I can’t wait till I do this shit for a living!
can I just come along with you, hold your purse, things like that?
You want to be my weather wingman? *ponders* Hmm.
(Source: goodnamesgone)
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Post reblogged from coming at you in front of a live studio audience
dietpunkfics replied to your post: cupcakesandtv replied to your post: cupcakesandtv…You *do* know that stripping them naked and throwing them in the room with a 55 gallon drum of lube doesn’t quite count as taking care of them, right?
I’d provide water. And pizza with cheese in the crust. I’m not a monster, Meg.
I mean, honestly…
I dunno, I think they might be better off with Gatorade…. We know they both have an affinity for picking up and carrying bed partners around, which in my personal experience, tends to result in pretty athletic sex. Not too sure water would cut it.
Plus, what about a bed? I mean, they need a bed! *nods* If only to have a place to rest back up…. Plus, more positions…
*wanders off humming and making notes*
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Photo reblogged from Zivas-Weekend-Plans
$10
maybe i should get a life…….
$47 wooh!
hahah although like a month ago this would have been $27 whoooops hahahaha
$60.50
$72… I’m such a harlot.
$50.50 whoops
$9.50
well then
I think I beat all of you with a grand total of $5.50
………Let’s just say it’s over $90, but under $100.
(I used to be a lil cray-cray)
(Source: greentacosandham)
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Photoset reblogged from coming at you in front of a live studio audience
